We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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