I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
