There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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