Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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