Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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