Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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