Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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