All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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