found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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