Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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