Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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