I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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