moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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