What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
What a dumb baby whore.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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