we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She needs sedatives and a leash
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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