im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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