I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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