xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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