I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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