I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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