You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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