i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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