i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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