How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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