Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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