idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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