i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Michael Bay diarrhea
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
