help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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