Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I have already put on my inside pants.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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