I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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