my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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