how hairy? two words: wookie tits
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he was CRYING into my vagina
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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