i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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