i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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