I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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