Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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