1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Randomize
