question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
