About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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