Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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