I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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