i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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