It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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