Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I seem to have left my pride at pride
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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