allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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