i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
