omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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