id be glad to
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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