WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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