i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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