i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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