ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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