White coat. Heels.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
My life is pants optional.
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