i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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