When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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